Independently Aging

In Jest, Photo by BradensEye featuring the clever comedic memoir generator of Amy Schumer at my expense

Growing as mellow as good laugh lines is my motto. I’ve got some severely sovereign bones breakdancing inside my body. They’re like, “Hey, girl, you got laps of living yet to do. So, let’s cut the useless chit-chatter, get to cutting that shagadelic rug, and fo’ sure cut any shit. Mmmm-’k?!” Here’s to all y’all flying your avoider flags with me as we’re figuring out every year that creeps in with some wins and some losses. How the height might go up as…