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Lack-of-control cocktails don’t appear tasty. Today’s story is brought to you by cancer. That motherfucking monster that enters a room, a body, and decides you ~ grandly joyful energizer-bunny-entity with a sunbeam for a soul is better-suited filling waste bins with your soggy tear-stained tissues, furiously masturbating the mind-melting away like Satan himself is trying to wield the entering of your tomb of sacred sweetness and hell NO are you gonna grant that…

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